superficial

  1. Rico Jones

    I hate Chef Boyardee.

  2. cagster

    You sure it’s not Mario Bros?

  3. Jared Leto, Russel Brand, Scott Disick, Johnny Depp…all you guys take note.

    Joe is living proof you can dress like a total douchebag and STILL seem like a guy you’d want to hang out with. So what are you doing wrong?

  4. farting old man's wife

    Peculiar Purple Pieman! Sorta!

  5. It’s nice to see the Micromachines Guy out and about.

  6. joe

    How’s the coffee, Joe?

    Well, It’s good for two things: degreasing engines and killing brain cells.

    Had a bunch of it then, did you?

  7. direchef

    Chef Boyarskeez

  8. God knows what he’s wiped off his chin with that bandana.

  9. kimmykimkim

    Fuckin’ Ralphie. What a dick that guy was.

  10. So “Joey Pants” is in uniform for his weekend job at Orange Julius.

  11. Little Tongue

    Color’n'style blind.

  12. tlmck

    It’s Gomez Adams!

  13. Pine Table Fever

    I choo-choose you, Joey Pants!

  14. Contusion

    How many closets did that come out of?

  15. Urvag

    Cliff claven?

  16. chloe

    For him, an invitation to ANYTHING is a big surprise. So much so that he didn’t have time to change out of his “Mama Mia’s Meatball Palace” uniform before arriving

  17. Bigalkie

    It’s my day off. My Gondola is in for a paint job.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    “I got dressed in the dark,”

  19. OK, I see The Brain, where’s the Pinky in this cosplay duo?

  20. Caleb

    who the fuck IS this dude??

  21. Urall Fhags

    “Surprise, asshole!”

  22. saavik001

    Guido the Pimp has seen better days…

  23. Joe Mamma

    I know this coffee doesn’t exist. I know that when I pour it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is hot and delicious. After 9 years, you know what I have learned? Ignorance is bliss.

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