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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Any chance that thing can make it up to fatal crash speeds?

  2. Ride that fucker up to Revere Beach and see what happens to you.

    • Frank The Duck

      I don’t know, he looks pretty rugged without a helmet and no leathers….

      This thing makes a Vespa look butch

  3. Perplexity

    There’s so much product in his hair, it doubles as a bike helmet.

  4. There’s actually no seat on that scooter…

  5. Hey, at least the guy has enough class not to buy a Rascal

  6. “♪ ♫ Born to be w-i-i-i-l-d, born to be w-i-i-i-l-d…get you motor runnin’…♪ ♫ “

  7. tlmck

    Hey, A-Rod gives out baseballs…

  8. Pine Table Fever

    Cunt on wheels.

  9. CK

    “If this doesn’t out-gay Seacrest, NOTHING WILL!”

  10. Mickey01232000

    Deuche Bike.

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  12. vgrly

    he looks so top heavy

  13. maui420

    To the Douche-Cycle!

  14. Aceman

    The vibrations make my arse feel nice and tingly.

  15. Bigalkie

    He’s off to have a race with Anthony Keididas on his scooter

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    A little known fact: There is no seat on that scooter.

  17. “i’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
    I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
    I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
    I’m a dooooooouche, I’m a douche-douche-douche!”

  18. hijkmno

    he should take lessons from Penn on how to wear cowboy boots and jeans and not look like a pussy.

  19. Veronika Larsson

    The sad thing is, Simon Cowell is one of the ten most masculine men in England.

  20. Schmidtler

    You know, Simon, everybody else gets those things in the mail too that say ‘you may qualify to get a free medicaid scooter’ – we just have better sense than to actually send them in and order one.

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