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Any chance that thing can make it up to fatal crash speeds?
No but other cars can help :)
Or a well swung wrecking ball.
Or a .357 Magnum.
Ride that fucker up to Revere Beach and see what happens to you.
I don’t know, he looks pretty rugged without a helmet and no leathers….
This thing makes a Vespa look butch
There’s so much product in his hair, it doubles as a bike helmet.
There’s actually no seat on that scooter…
If that’s true it’s the first thing he’s done that impresses me.
Hey, at least the guy has enough class not to buy a Rascal
“♪ ♫ Born to be w-i-i-i-l-d, born to be w-i-i-i-l-d…get you motor runnin’…♪ ♫ “
He’s out boob bopping.
Hey, A-Rod gives out baseballs…
Cunt on wheels.
“If this doesn’t out-gay Seacrest, NOTHING WILL!”
Deuche Bike.
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he looks so top heavy
To the Douche-Cycle!
The vibrations make my arse feel nice and tingly.
He’s off to have a race with Anthony Keididas on his scooter
Reminds me of this http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g2asH4ID6vU/TcDNsFVPUGI/AAAAAAAAAGc/f7_ldEHHU4Q/s1600/Mr_Garrisons_IT.jpg
A little known fact: There is no seat on that scooter.
“i’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
I’m a douche, I’m a douche, I’m a douche-douche-douche
I’m a dooooooouche, I’m a douche-douche-douche!”
he should take lessons from Penn on how to wear cowboy boots and jeans and not look like a pussy.
The sad thing is, Simon Cowell is one of the ten most masculine men in England.
You know, Simon, everybody else gets those things in the mail too that say ‘you may qualify to get a free medicaid scooter’ – we just have better sense than to actually send them in and order one.