superficial

  1. Damn those legs…
    Wow those hips…
    Awesome breasts
    OH COME ON! Morpheus GTFO!!

  2. Big tits on that dude.

  3. joe

    That leash is for her butt plug.

  4. JC

    “You take the blue pill, and the story ends. You wake up in your bed, sticky and sore, and believe whatever you want to believe.”

  5. AS i did ,put your hand over your comp screen except the head and you have an African American Man .

    • Why in the fuck would you mess around trying to make her look like a man? If you don’t bother putting your hand (or anything else) in front of your monitor, you have an incredible looking African American woman. That’s a woman I’d take home to meet my mom. Except my mom is dead. But that’s an entirely different post.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Laurence Fishburne is hoping the myth about black people not being able to swim is suddenly true.

  7. EricLR

    Jesus, that is one HUGE tampon!

  8. Bo Jackson knows surfing? Unbelievable!

  9. Now we know where Farrah Abraham got advice on how to invest her porn money.

  10. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    You can shove your blue & red pills, gimme the choice of a blue or red bag!

  11. That buzz cut is not doing you any favours, Montana. Everything else is great.

  12. Gee-ZUS! No wonder we haven’t heard anything from Todd Bridges since Different Strokes went off the air. He’s been busy getting gender reassignment surgery.

  13. Peep

    Her bathing suit is hurting my eyes.

  14. Everything’s fine until we get to the hair. He hair might be damaged so she decided to just cut it short and let it grow out, but she could’ve taken the time to have the feminine version of this cut done, not the masculine version.

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