1. “Dude! That black bird knocked out all the pigs in one shot!”

  2. Gay bars are letting anyone in these days.

  3. Marnie

    Douchefest 2013. Come one, come all.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Who do you say sausagefest in Ibiza?

  5. Nah, man. The e-cig is easy. You just suck on it a little. See the pic?

    Suck on it a little. Like a dick?

    Yeah, just about.

  6. Dorffs old "Blu"

    So Stephen Dorff doesn’t really use the vapor cigarettes? I can’t believe he lied on a commercial. What a douche.

  7. cc

    Um, there’s no women there. A club in Ibiza. With no women.

  8. Swearin

    He’s scrolling through his IMDB page

  9. I’ll take, “where are they now and who gives a fuck,” for $200, Alex.

  10. Jenn

    That young man behind them has seen whatever they’re looking at on the phone, and by his expression, he’s wishing he hadn’t. Yep, it’s Dorff’s eDick.

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