superficial

  1. Batu Khan

    Oui, oui. That is a sexy watch. Take it off slowly… tres slowly…

  2. “That’s a proper crotch adjustment right there, Right Antione?”
    “Yeah…. Whatever you say you sexy beast”

  3. Antoine : “I bet Victoria’s face looked something like this when she first saw you naked.”
    Beckham : “Not bad.”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    When did Greg Kinnear go bald?

  5. LilDeuceDeuce

    “Ha ha, Trebek! The day is mine!”

  6. cc

    The guy with the tattooed forearm is ‘rearranging the furniture’, I surmise.

  7. “David, I don’ sink I shall ever underztand zis American game, zee Hopping-Scotch.”

  8. Joe

    His watch is kind of cool, and I bet it costs ten millions more than my house.

  9. Jenn

    So, is Victoria going to be home tonight?
    No, why?
    No reason..uh, can I come over?

  10. donkeylicks

    David Beckham approves and apparently so does the man next to him just not for the same reason, never for the same reason.

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