1. joe

    “Dear Dr. Brown

    On the night that I go back in time at 1:30 AM, you will be shot by terrorists.

    PLEASE take whatever precautions are necessary to prevent this terrible disaster.

    Your friend


  2. Meshuggah Tits


  3. Donald Sterling

    …and for that reason, the Reverend Jim hereby commands all his loyal followers to partake of the red Kool-Aid.

  4. cc

    ‘Marty, go back in time and convince your wife to pose nude…oh, sorry, these are my notes from a bar knapkin. *ahem* Starting pitcher…’

  5. Psst. What does a yellow light mean?
    Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
    OK. What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?
    Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
    OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?
    Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!
    OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwww liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?

  6. Short Round

    I came here to read the starting lineup. Now, let me fin… Oh, all right… 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!

  7. Canudigit

    Doc Brown morphed into the Cryptkeeper!!

  8. Pat C.

    Whenever I see a creepy looking picture of some old man, I start to wonder “Is that how I look to other people?”.

  9. malaka

    i thought it was a combination of jesse ventura and the blue falcon from the muppets.

  10. He is awesome. Love him.

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