Kim Kardashian in New York City. (June 26, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Hey, has anyone seen the microphone?
I hope that is Kanyes “cone”
Looks like she’s moved past piss on the face to just straight up eating dook.
Are we back to 2007?
Auditioning? I thought she was too big a star for that.
Part of post-partum depression…flashbacks.
Kim makes sure a camera is always present when she puts something in her mouth.
Haha, this is funny because she’s fat but she’s eating like there’s no tomorrow.
“Uh, we can Photoshop out the food I’m shoveling into my enormous mouth when we Photoshop out my enormous ass, right?”
“LOOK AT ME EAT! LOOK AT ME! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”
So there’s a treatment for erasing cellulite AND mouth stretch marks? Come on down, aliens! Our civilization has finally advanced to its pinnacle, and we are ready to join the cosmic community.
Do you like fish sticks?
So that’s where she keeps Kanye’s testicles. All this time I thought she had gotten cheek implants.
Cows can unhinge their jaw?
New from Ralston-Purina: Ass Chow.
Endorsed by the Kardashians for maximum ass density and fullness. Made with easy to shovel in your face chunks. Ask for it by name at all fine ranch feed and grooming stores.
Yep, wolf it down piggy.
That’s one of only two things that kunt opens her mouth that wide for.
Those fucking paparazzi are so sly…
her face is so waxy from botox and fillers she looks like a corpse
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