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  1. joe

    This will certainly quash those pesky gay rumors.

  2. You’re in a picture with Zorro, Gangnam Style guy in a fruit t-shirt, and Bruce Willis, but you’re still the queerest part of the pic.

  3. Cpl. Boiler

    Holy shit…. did someone hire Brett Ratner to reboot Buckaroo Banzai?

  4. Or as they like to call themselves, The Runway Boyz.

  5. kravdan

    Coming soon…Joel Schumacher’s Breaking Bad The Musical!

  6. cc

    The Twink, the Bad, and the PhD.

  7. Haha, he’s wearing skinny jeans. And dorky glasses and a tacky sweater and stupid shoes.

  8. I never thought anyone would take fashion cues from Elijah Wood.

  9. This is really a pic of gay people trying to look tuff.

  10. buzz

    LOL….this some Zoolander shit.

  11. Josephus

    With those outfits and that posse, he looks like a villain in a Jason Statham movie. Well, at least the gay porn version of it.

  12. “It’s fun to stay at the Y – M – C – A !!!”

  13. A Fist Full of Cocks.

  14. Kim Jong Il, Waldo, and Django walk into a bar…

  15. I mean totally straight men hang out at fashion shows, right?

  16. Flatliner

    Did any of these guys look in a mirror before leaving home?

  17. This is some of the gayest shit I’ve ever seen.

  18. Fashion victim central. Yes, even you Asian guy.

  19. Darth Knob

    The Gay, The Bad and the Uglies.

  20. donkeylicks

    In 2014, a crack dancing unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fashion. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the gAy-Team.

  21. Nut bra

    This looks like an idea for a South Park episode.

  22. spirit fingers

    Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us – in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…

    : …and an athlete…

    : …and a basket case…

    : …a princess…

    …and a criminal…

  23. TheO

    I see Madonna has taken on an apprentice. Well played Jeff Goldblum.

  24. “Ooh eee ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly!”

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