wow…the class gene runs long and deep is this family.
Billy Ray has got bigger troubles than dirty cell phone pics and smoking salvia.
He actually makes Miley look good by comparison. At least we know Billy Ray is having sex with the right kid. Oh, he fucks all of them? Never mind.
Him in a ring with Weston Cage on Pay-per-view. Not for a knock out, but just to see who cries first.
beat me to it lol, picture fighting ron vs fighting ron-lite (madtv)
Hair. Famous sister. Fancy watch. This fella’s got it made.
Yeah, that watch goes so well with the rest of his outfit, as well as his skin.
Don’t forget his little boutique bags.
The fuck am I looking at?
Dunno. Tattoos, gender issues….big mess.
The most offensive part of this whole picture is his bangs.
There’s no way Jesse James hasn’t fucked this.
Best. shit. ever.
Well crafted, hat’s off to you sir.
Trace is adopted, so that rules out genetics…leaving only shitty parenting to explain this.
The Cyrus family adopted Marilyn Manson’s illegitimate son? I had no idea.
Being the GOOD Cyrus must be hard for him…
Many states have laws prohibiting the mentally handicapped from getting a tattoo without parental permission. Sadly, those same people are allowed to get any haircut they want.
What if the parents are retarded too?
Then you get this.
Did they let him out of the cave or did he escape?
Sadly, if you try, you can imagine him with a decent haircut, no tattoos, or piercings…and you”re left with a really ugly dude.
so…I guess why not?
I was thinking the EXACT same thing….the tattoos distract from his face….I wondered why he didn’t just tattoo OVER it…but I’m pretty sure that amount of logic would not only cause his head to explode, but severely injure his entire family.
This is what you’d get if Justin Bieber had grown up as Justin Cyrus.
Here is a sad fact….Brenda Song is fucking that!
Trace Cyrus, starring in “Douchemento”.
This what you get for namin’ me Trace, dad.
He looks JUST LIKE this weird woman who used to do yogurt commercials in the late 80s.
Anyone remember who that was?
Are you fucking serious?
Perhaps he could pull from Miley’s playbook and become Noah Oklahoma but instead of wigs wear masks???? Here’s hoping someone will convice him it would make him millions so I dont have to spoon my eyeballs out
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