If you take away her neck and skeleton she’s kinda hot…wait, no…that would just be a horrific crime scene.
Or would it be a SEXY crime scene?
the scenario i outlined DID leave the vagina behind…
I wonder if she wears those copper rings around her neck to bed. It’s looking like a straight up giraffe!
Looks like they’ve got their work cut out for them there.
True story. Paul the octopus picked that outfit.
Hey, where were those tits the other day?
I couldn’t pick her face out of a lineup. She’s got a hot body and a nice face, but there’s nothing at all remarkable about her.
Ich nicht heiss mehr? Verdammen Sie, Zeit!
Grandma got drunk again…..she puts on lipstick & club clothes, totters down to the bus stop & tries to pick up men.
Damn, do her kids EVER see her?…I think shes scared to go home. Someone should tell her Lupus isn’t contagious
Meh back in the 90s… meh now.
“Look over here Heidi!”
“No, Heidi, look over here!”
LOL, i was waiting for someone else to notice that!
To make up for the photoshopping yesterday, they decided to cut and paste her head on to Janice Dickinson’s body.
This woman is going to die looking fabulous.
Seal’s into cross-dressing accountants now?
That looks JUST like the add we saw the other day, except for…bah, I am too tired to right it all down.
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Heidi Klum at a taping for Project Runway in New York City. (June 24, 2011)