superficial

  1. Yeah, that’s right. You keep smiling at that old man over there… God wants daddy to buy a new Ferrari…

  2. Cinderella

    I bet those girls are so tired of hearing about who’s going to hell and his testimony about being saved that they probably want to strangle his ass.

  3. Cock Dr

    I’ll trade ya a fast car ride away from Daddy in exchange for those purple pumps.
    I sense you might like to be somewhere else.

  4. Jenny with a Y

    “Ohmygod, DAD, could you please stop staring at her boobs? You’re embarrassing me!”

  5. There’s awkward, and then there’s “Baldwin’s child” awkward. Still a grade above “Gary Busey’s child” awkward, though.

  6. It had to be said

    Hotter than Alec’s little piggie . . .

  7. Lemmiwinks

    Being a fundamentalist Christian he’s probably nailed them both.

  8. six rough degrees to Lacey Swhimmer

    Uh oh looks like S.B. going to need keep the good Lord on speed dial.

  9. SIN

    You will give us how much to fuck her?

  10. MrsWrong

    S.B.:(to Alia)Hey little girl, your preeeeeety, you want to come meet my, oops…sorry baby
    Hailey:OMG dad, you’re so gross
    Alia:(out of the corner of her mouth)Daddy…SHUT UP RIGHT NOW or Im gonna SCREAM…and you’re Buyin me a Porche as SOON as we get home…Im sick of this shit…its not funny anymore!…*storms off*

  11. “Why did we have to get the no-talent Bladwin as our dad?”

  12. tlmck

    Those must be rentals. They are too fine to have come from his seed.

  13. g-moonie

    “Yup, you’re the one I’m going to throw in the volcano.”

  14. cc

    So much the theory that chromosomes are inherited 50/50 from father and mother.

  15. Those baldwins must go through a thousand dollars in hair product a month.

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