1. It had to be said

    Mmmmmmm. Eve Mendes . . .

  2. Cinderella

    She’s fucking hot!

  3. adolf hitler

    aint nothin hot bout this chick.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You ask for a smart dress, you don’t expect one that puts your breasts in ironic quotes.

  5. UnholyKrep

    And playing the part of the hot young Sophia Loren will be Ms. Eva Mendes.

    Hace calor, verdad.

  6. hbw

    The dress was originally orange, but was changed so it didn’t look like PacMan was feeling her up from behind.

  7. Double D

    Every second those lips are NOT sucking is tantamount a second where the sun doesn’t shine. Some things just have such a clear-cut God given purpose, when that purpose is not fulfilled, it is a cosmic tragedy.

  8. CharmlessMan

    She just spied me across the room.

  9. MrsWrong

    WOW, her tits have their own security system!

  10. Blech

    Seriously, if anyone plays a young Sofia Loren, please, PLEASE don’t let it be J-Ho. Eva Mendes is an OK choice, but NOT J-Ho.

  11. GuyLeDouche

    “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.”

  12. cc

    Her breast scream “Look at me!” and my hands scream “Grab them!”

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