Mmmmmmm. Eve Mendes . . .
She’s fucking hot!
aint nothin hot bout this chick.
60 plus years in a bunker and you still are an absolute fool, Schicklegruber!
damn Hitler, you don’t like anyone.
That’s because he keeps getting arrested for stuff celebrities get away with scot-free.
She’s so fine, I’d suck her daddy’s dick. Is that fine enough for yo’ ass?
What about her smoldering ashes after tossing her in the incinerator Adolf…that’s not hot?
You ask for a smart dress, you don’t expect one that puts your breasts in ironic quotes.
And playing the part of the hot young Sophia Loren will be Ms. Eva Mendes.
Hace calor, verdad.
The dress was originally orange, but was changed so it didn’t look like PacMan was feeling her up from behind.
Every second those lips are NOT sucking is tantamount a second where the sun doesn’t shine. Some things just have such a clear-cut God given purpose, when that purpose is not fulfilled, it is a cosmic tragedy.
She just spied me across the room.
WOW, her tits have their own security system!
Seriously, if anyone plays a young Sofia Loren, please, PLEASE don’t let it be J-Ho. Eva Mendes is an OK choice, but NOT J-Ho.
“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.”
Her breast scream “Look at me!” and my hands scream “Grab them!”
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Eva Mendes in New York City. (June 23, 2011)