1. It had to be said

    Is he trying out for the Thomas the Tank Engine narrator gig? Nice jacket, Casey Jones.

  2. Cinderella

    David’s laxative picked a really bad time to finally kick in.

  3. He looks like he got in a fight with a peacock. Or Courtney Cox.

  4. The Critical Crassness

    Feeling his tit and holding his tummy….David Arquette must be pregnant with Courtney’s child.

  5. Look out!! He’s got a….ah, who are we kidding, David Arquette has nothing.

  6. HumpinFrog

    “Yes, I’m Mr. Cox and I can prove it. I left it right next to my relevance.It’s arouuunddd herrrrree sommmmewhherrrre.”

  7. Double D

    Mitt Romney dresses flashy. He has my vote.

  8. Ponkur

    That’s a straitjacket, and he’s just managed to free himself.

  9. MrsWrong

    “Hey look guys…I can make my ass and my armpit make the same noise at the same time…hold on…just one sec…uh…uh ohh…ummm… guys, I think I just sharted…just a little…just a bit here in my pants”

  10. Haji

    David Arquette? Fuck, here I was thinking that Sean Penn had cleaned up a little.

  11. Jess

    “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”.

  12. whiskeyafternoon

    I know I left my other cheekbone in here somewheres…

  13. Siloporcen7

    Pinky ring: $45; Human grease hair gel: $900; County jail standard issue top: $67 and a misdemeanor; Not having botoxed his forehead (ahem, Courtney) or gotten a nose job: priceless

  14. g-moonie

    He’s taking the Napoleon Complex to a whole new level.

  15. cc

    I miss those old-timey Carnival barkers too David.

  16. Michelle

    Who is dressing this man?! He looks like my 8-year old stepdaughter when we let her pick out her own clothes!

  17. K

    Is it just me or does his nose look like a penis?

  18. Such a sad clown.

  19. Steelerchick

    Beetlejuice wants his jacket back.

  20. AnalĂ­a

    Se parece a Ryan Gosling!! a little old right

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