Is he trying out for the Thomas the Tank Engine narrator gig? Nice jacket, Casey Jones.
David’s laxative picked a really bad time to finally kick in.
He looks like he got in a fight with a peacock. Or Courtney Cox.
Feeling his tit and holding his tummy….David Arquette must be pregnant with Courtney’s child.
Look out!! He’s got a….ah, who are we kidding, David Arquette has nothing.
He has hair plugs. Doesn’t that count for something in this cruel world?
“Yes, I’m Mr. Cox and I can prove it. I left it right next to my relevance.It’s arouuunddd herrrrree sommmmewhherrrre.”
Mitt Romney dresses flashy. He has my vote.
That’s a straitjacket, and he’s just managed to free himself.
“Hey look guys…I can make my ass and my armpit make the same noise at the same time…hold on…just one sec…uh…uh ohh…ummm… guys, I think I just sharted…just a little…just a bit here in my pants”
David Arquette? Fuck, here I was thinking that Sean Penn had cleaned up a little.
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug”.
I know I left my other cheekbone in here somewheres…
Pinky ring: $45; Human grease hair gel: $900; County jail standard issue top: $67 and a misdemeanor; Not having botoxed his forehead (ahem, Courtney) or gotten a nose job: priceless
He’s taking the Napoleon Complex to a whole new level.
I miss those old-timey Carnival barkers too David.
Who is dressing this man?! He looks like my 8-year old stepdaughter when we let her pick out her own clothes!
Is it just me or does his nose look like a penis?
Such a sad clown.
Beetlejuice wants his jacket back.
Se parece a Ryan Gosling!! a little old right
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