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  1. Why did he take a cardboard cutout of a dork on the Splash Mountain ride?

  2. Gump

    2 dimensional Tom Hanks looks scared shitless.

  3. Cinderella

    The Rock’s having one hell of a time but the nerd in the back may as well be sitting behind his desk in his cubicle.

  4. A. Theist

    Only The Rock could make a weak ride like that look totally badass

  5. Looks to me like the druid sitting behind him is robbing him at knife point…

  6. Hank Hill looks less than thrilled.

  7. The splash is actually excess steroid juice

  8. The joaker

    I want to make fun, but fuck it. It’s The Rock. Carry on.

  9. cheese mitts

    And, of course, Forrest Gump is lurking in the background. He’s pretty much Waldo at this point.

  10. MILF

    The dork in back looks happy to be getting a BJ from Little Red Riding Hood.

  11. Tyler

    Girl sitting behind the rock. “I think I smell what rock is cooking”

  12. He’s totally going to ‘roid rage when he goes on “It’s a Small World”.

  13. Mike Walker

    All aboard the Douche Caboose!

  14. CKW

    You’re bound to make a splash when you throw a rock in the water

  15. whiskeyafternoon

    why is Will Farrell there?

  16. holymoly

    steroids ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  17. BorrisMorris

    Apparently the guy in back *can* smell what the Rock is cooking.

  18. BigDaddy

    Is that the pastor in the back that got in trouble for being gay.

  19. monkeyspank

    wheeeeeee!!!!

  20. M

    He shaves his pits?

  21. g-moonie

    I see Butthead. Where’s Beavis?

  22. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    What’s the name of this comic? Sorry graphic novel.

  23. GuyLeDouche

    Is that a patriotic uterus emblazoned on his t-shirt?

  24. bing

    That is one cheesy picture.

  25. cc

    The budget for this ad was roughly equivalent to a carton of cigarettes.

  26. …And no matter what, we never, EVER, let them get into their log flumes.

  27. Finally the Rock has come back to Frontierland.

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