Why did he take a cardboard cutout of a dork on the Splash Mountain ride?
2 dimensional Tom Hanks looks scared shitless.
Looks like a Tom Hanks/Dan Akroyd hybrid…
The Rock’s having one hell of a time but the nerd in the back may as well be sitting behind his desk in his cubicle.
Only The Rock could make a weak ride like that look totally badass
Looks to me like the druid sitting behind him is robbing him at knife point…
Hank Hill looks less than thrilled.
He thought there would be more propane.
The splash is actually excess steroid juice
I want to make fun, but fuck it. It’s The Rock. Carry on.
And, of course, Forrest Gump is lurking in the background. He’s pretty much Waldo at this point.
The dork in back looks happy to be getting a BJ from Little Red Riding Hood.
Girl sitting behind the rock. “I think I smell what rock is cooking”
He’s totally going to ‘roid rage when he goes on “It’s a Small World”.
All aboard the Douche Caboose!
You’re bound to make a splash when you throw a rock in the water
Once every 10 years, you’ll come across a comment that uses a pun that is so bad and horrible, that it is actually good. Congrats.
Fish doesn’t appear to appreciate those comments, but I say “Win”.
why is Will Farrell there?
Apparently the guy in back *can* smell what the Rock is cooking.
beat me to it.
Is that the pastor in the back that got in trouble for being gay.
He shaves his pits?
I see Butthead. Where’s Beavis?
What’s the name of this comic? Sorry graphic novel.
Is that a patriotic uterus emblazoned on his t-shirt?
That is one cheesy picture.
The budget for this ad was roughly equivalent to a carton of cigarettes.
…And no matter what, we never, EVER, let them get into their log flumes.
Finally the Rock has come back to Frontierland.
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