1. “Ohh! That’s the biggest black microphone I’ve ever seen!”

  2. Adam

    I imagine there are some very interesting Photo Shop opportunities here….

  3. Ironically, the invisible man is a raging voyeur.

  4. Pierce Bronzetan

    Ladies and gentlemen… I give you the ultimate Emma Stone internet meme.

  5. Joe

    Mr. Bay will see you now.

  6. Cock Dr

    *trying hard to ignore fellatio mouth*
    Bobby pins? Really? So her stylist couldn’t scare up a few pretty hair barrettes for the red carpet?

    • tlmck

      Being Hollywood, those pins are probably made out of some space age material and likely cost more than my car. To top it off, she probably got them free in a goody bag.

  7. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    while desperate for a role in a new Thor movie she decorated her bobby pins in Runic symbols.

  8. EricLr

    Ms. Lohan, will you sign this?

  9. MarkM

    “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The career of the last girl who played Mary Jane did what?!?”

  10. The Pope

    A+ for the Leann Rimes impression.

  11. … you’re hired.

  12. “I don’t understand what the big deal is about eating with a chopstick. It takes me six hours to eat my lunch and it seems like I’m always hungry!”

  13. I see she has a lot of talent.

  14. TheListener


    • TheListener

      My mistake. I looked up money shot after I posted my comment and this is what LEADS to the money shot.

  15. JungleRed

    Somewhere Jim Carey just came.

  16. Bonky

    “Darling, if you want to get a role in one of those CumBucket videos the tongue has to come out, all the way out ! You can’t just open your mouth like every other whore in Hollywood. Rise above the rest, show them your real talent !”

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