Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 21, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Is it just me or is she morphing into knocked-up mini Amy Winehouse?
as we all hope she falls & miscarries. Abort! Abort!!!
That’s really distasteful.
You should hope she falls and dies, but the baby lives.
No, we do not need her spawn running around this country.
I hear fetal alcohol syndrome is one of the fun diseases to “grow up” battling.
I’m not gonna lie, I was thinking the exact same thing…word for word.
Here we see the first of many dents put into that poor kid’s head.
Poor thing… Even sober, “IT” can’t walk without stumbling.
Poor thing….you actually think being pregnant would keep this thing sober.
That’s because she’s stumbling for two.
“That was close. At least the baby broke my fall.”
About as upright as she ever will be.
Flat shoes needed.
Flat face needed.
I’m surprised she would trip when she always wears such sensible shoes.
That’s the problem with shoes like that… you get the height, but have that much further to fall.
This is what happens when the kid tries to escape.
Late at her post under the bridge again, I see…
It’s going to take more than a simple stumble to hurt that creature.
Laugh it up, guys. *You* try walking straight when you’ve got an extra 30 lbs on your belly and you’ve just downed a fifth of Jack Daniels in a shooter contest.
Just think…only a few more months until that baby’s life is ruined forever.
She just gave birth to the greatest Fetal Alcohol Syndrome meme ever!
…or is this how Guidos do Nutbush City Limits?
When you think a member of the same species managed to walk across Niagara Falls on a rope
There are a lot of shitty videos on the Internet now. This would not be one of them. This and the Lindsey knocking shit over at Liz and Dick would be excellent videos. Paps please switch to video when filming these two.
Snooki is months pregnant and still wearing those clunky ankle-breaker shoes.
Flash to Snooki, they don’t make you look taller only more awkward.
By the way, what happened to Snooki’s plan to get implants so she would stick out instead of sagging down? Is that plan on hold?
The manufacturer of those shoes just found a new market: “non-invasive abortion”.
What a fucking mess.
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