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  1. Abby Normal

    Is it just me or is she morphing into knocked-up mini Amy Winehouse?

  2. Patch

    as we all hope she falls & miscarries. Abort! Abort!!!

  3. JC

    Here we see the first of many dents put into that poor kid’s head.

  4. Jimbo

    Poor thing… Even sober, “IT” can’t walk without stumbling.

  5. “That was close. At least the baby broke my fall.”

  6. About as upright as she ever will be.

  7. Misana

    Flat shoes needed.

  8. Dick Hell

    I’m surprised she would trip when she always wears such sensible shoes.

  9. Pierce Bronzetan

    That’s the problem with shoes like that… you get the height, but have that much further to fall.

  10. it had to be said

    This is what happens when the kid tries to escape.

  11. Johnny P!

    Late at her post under the bridge again, I see…

  12. Cock Dr

    It’s going to take more than a simple stumble to hurt that creature.

  13. EricLr

    Laugh it up, guys. *You* try walking straight when you’ve got an extra 30 lbs on your belly and you’ve just downed a fifth of Jack Daniels in a shooter contest.

  14. MarkM

    Just think…only a few more months until that baby’s life is ruined forever.

  15. She just gave birth to the greatest Fetal Alcohol Syndrome meme ever!

  16. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    When you think a member of the same species managed to walk across Niagara Falls on a rope

  17. Snack pack

    There are a lot of shitty videos on the Internet now. This would not be one of them. This and the Lindsey knocking shit over at Liz and Dick would be excellent videos. Paps please switch to video when filming these two.

  18. joho777

    Snooki is months pregnant and still wearing those clunky ankle-breaker shoes.

    Flash to Snooki, they don’t make you look taller only more awkward.

    By the way, what happened to Snooki’s plan to get implants so she would stick out instead of sagging down? Is that plan on hold?

  19. CK

    The manufacturer of those shoes just found a new market: “non-invasive abortion”.

  20. Keith Chegwin

    What a fucking mess.

  21. Give her a break! She was John Lennon’s wife. Leave Yoko alone.

  22. Willow is a tranny?

  23. Lord Invader

    Another graduate of the Dina Lohan Charm School of Inelegance.

  24. Not tripping; that’s just how they walk in Jersey. I mean Italy. I mean Chile.

  25. box

    …and lo it was written, in the end time of their rule, when evil men are at their worst state, a ruler with a powerful look and able to understand mysterious sayings, shall rise up. however, fortnights prior to the emergence of this beast to bring about the end of times, bitch gon’ fall and take care of all that whole baby mess herself.

  26. This twat’s IQ must be roughly about the same as her shoe size.

  27. Mak

    She weebles, she wobbles, she won’t fall down!

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