No, don’t smell it hear, man.
So being a security guard for Douches involves smelling said hand/fingers after
1. A piss
2. A dump
3. Sticking it up his Ass
“So this finger was in Katy Perry’s ass?”
“yeah, like six months ago”
*sniff* It’s still got that Katy Perry smell, with a hint of *sniffs* Mila Kunis!? You dog!
Now all he needs to do is go for a ride in an open wheel sportscar.
You know you’re rich when you can hire someone to smell your finger.
“Ya see, mate, I told you with a little practice you could learn to play me index finger!”
“Out of the way, I’m prancing here!”
“Bugger, I HATE it when my security guards blow a fuse. Oh well, back to the store with you we go!”
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Russell Brand in London. (June 20, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN