Gwynie! Gwenie! I recruited some more colored people! We’re down with the terrorists now!
“Okay, Chris, give us a big smile at the count of three…1…2…GWYNETH’S SIX THOUSAND MILES AWAY!…3!”
Chris Martin in London, upon hearing changes in Gwyneth Paltrow’s filming schedule would put her nowhere near Chris Martin in London.
Hurrah ! I can talk with people common !
“Tonight, we’ll make YOU feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.”
DONT CHOP MY HEAD OFF!!!!!!
Did you know Mohamed is the most common name for baby boys in England now?
He is a Class A song stealing douche.
Don’t you mean in Bangladesh?
That’s what it says… “London”.
“Gwynny…look at all the great friends I’ve made. They’re all going to pool their money and buy me a sandwich.”
In a further attempt to out-do Madonna, Gwyneth adopts the entire room.
See, there’s at least one rich white guy who’s OK with now being the minority group
The first and last time he will stand anywhere near anyone else in this picture.
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