“On this track, I’m McDreamy.”
“Do you think they can tell that our boners are bumping?”
‘I am going to pass you on the last lap, bitch.’
“You want me in the pole position, right? *wink”
“You told me to bring my snowboard and now I’m feeling a little stupid here.”
The head tilt before the first kiss is all ways awkward.
“…and then when you’re about to ejaculate, you punch her in the back of the head… Trust me!”
“But first, I want you to say; I… love… crepes.”
You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?
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