1. Watchu lookin’ at? I’m an American citizen all right?
    -Baby

  2. She named her son “Tennessee”? Fuck you, Reese Witherspoon.

  3. Is it possible for a celebrity to have a child named Gary?

  4. Dr. JFever

    With all the deserved grief the K-cow will get this woman deserves as much as her and all the other morons with ‘original’ names.

  5. One second later, young Tennessee’s forehead hits the door frame.

  6. For this Mother’s Day, don’t give Mom that bottle of perfume. Give her something that says, ‘I’m not a woman anymore…I’m a mom! Mom Jeans.

  7. Vlad

    with her spoon, with her son…make up your mind.

  8. He looks like more of a Kentucky.

  9. Walla walla wha?

    Not pictured- baby’s first mason jar o’ white lightnin’.

  10. “Oooohhh…come here, you little devil. You look just like one of my own. I think I’ll take you home with me…”

  11. Mom jeans, a baby… and red Fuck-Me Pumps. Reese is the undisputed queen of mixed messages.

  12. EricLR

    The state of Tennessee has responded by renaming the state “Paul”

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