superficial

  1. The post coitus bike ride is always the hardest part.

  2. “ex-best friends wife”

    Fixed that for you.

  3. How problematic it is to always be on the search for a new supermodel to emotionlessly bang for 6 months.

  4. I recognize a ride of shame when I see one.

  5. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    When he said did she want to go for a ride, he didn’t quite envisage this being her response.

  6. she used to be mine!

  7. ruckus

    Pictured here doing to the walk of shame from Russell Brand’s house.

  8. “You know, Emily, I’ve always admired your joie de vivre, your level-headedness, your quick wit and great grasp of situations, plus you’ve got nice tits and a great ass.”

  9. “I’m sorry, Emily, but this is where we part. I change for NO ONE. Love me, love my douchecap.”

  10. Honestly, who in their right mind says to his wife, “Of course you and Leo should go for a bike ride together? What’s the worst that could happen? You find him to be one of the most attractive men on the planet, have sex with him and then leave me?” Actually…

  11. EricLR

    Her husband probably thought she was joking when she said she was going out with Leonardo DiCaprio. “Sure, honey, and I’m going to go ice skating with one of the Kardashians”

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