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  1. John Travolta’s lap band surgery is progressing nicely.

  2. bEnDeR

    Makeup better get that back before Travolta notices his hair piece is missing…

  3. I’m not looking forward to this Face/Off sequel.

  4. Cock Dr

    This looks more like Andrew Dice Clay with cancer, or the animated corpse of an Elvis impersonator.

  5. looks like a cat on top of his head

  6. THIS SUMMER! Nicholas Cage and John Travolta reunite for a sequel to 1997′s blockbuster hit “Face/Off”. Don’t miss Face/Off 2: Hair/Off.

    Because face swapping is so 1990′s.

  7. After his defeat by Neo, Agent Smith was exiled to Bunnykill, Alabama, where he now works as a traffic cop.

  8. cc

    This is what it’s come to. He has to wear the ‘seconds’ from the Travolta-wig factory.

  9. Schweddy Snatch

    In other news, the Las Vegas unemployment rate is expected to rebound as Elvis impersonators can now double as Nicholas Cage impersonators.

  10. glyph

    HOw is it possible that skeletor has a double chin?

  11. Wearing a toupee, as easy as A,B,C,D,…..

  12. That is an actual hair helmet.

  13. That is a pretty crappy hair-hat. Travolta’s is much more realistic.

  14. “You claim toupees as your ally. You merely adapted to the hair piece. I was born of it, raised by it…”

  15. Tokarev my ass – crazy bastard is doing OMAC! King Kirby lives!

  16. He looks like he joined the Hair Club for Lego Men.

  17. Jenn

    He and Amanda Bynes get their wigs at the same place.

  18. bbiowa

    His temples are a rocky place where his follicles can find no purchase.

  19. Awrite! I’ve been waiting for the definitive Conway Twitty biopic.

  20. EricLR

    And the transformation into Elvis continues.

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