Miranda Kerr posted this pic to Instagram. (June 20, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Now this is woman that warrants the buzz around her.
I hate to be “that guy”, but code requires a railing on that staircase to nowhere.
I’m sure there are plenty who would give her a good railing.
Okay, someone else is going to say this so I’ll get it out of the way:
‘Look! It’s the stairway to heaven!’
So lithe, so slender, so graceful…she could slide right through a soda straw and into my mouth.
Maybe Bynes can donate her implants?
See this is why you’re stupid for focusing so much on Upton and Kelly Brook, because thin girls are so much better.
…why? ’cause you can flip ‘em over and “pretend”?
And when you flip over Brook and Upton, what do you pretend you’re fucking? A cow?
…nah, a girl …i know it’s hard to imagine, when you have so little experience with actual ones…
Seems like a natural pose. Just the other day, I was relaxing on the stairs at the Westfield the exact same way.
“What slides down stairs
Eats only air
And makes a rattling sound?”
A baby came out of there. Who’d have thunk it?
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