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  1. Can we lay off the Jaden Smith pictures?

  2. I still haven’t watched any of those movies all the way through. I was watching the first one the other day and the DVD took a shit. I gotta say, I don’t see the big deal about Megan Fox. Yeah, she was hot, but nothing to go batshit over. I don’t see what all the fuss about her was now.

  3. Cock Dr

    No subliminal phallic messages here…no sir, none at all.

  4. stevebrt

    So this pic was taken before Spielberg and Bay raped Optimus

  5. If that transformed into a big rig the truck would be tiny. I’m not buying it.

  6. “The bathrooms are that way incontinent human!”

  7. Jenn

    C’mon Optimus, I’ve got this lil Italian sports car lined up backstage for ya.

  8. And he wonders why the movie industry is dead.

  9. Swearin

    This was actually the way the studio wanted him to do “Lincoln”

  10. EricLR

    One of these two has a heart made of cold steel.

    The other can turn into a truck.

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