For anyone wondering what a handjob from Shaq would feel like…
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. I bet she’d crack the fuck out of some lobster!
She had……”Man Hands.”
Good lord…I thought someone, possibly a black Hulk, was sexually assaulting her until I realized that hand matched her right one.
I haven’t seen that much testosterone in an NFL locker room.
Drink up, It’s gonna be a long night.
“Hello, Tittie. I’ve missed you so.”
Hey! There’s some dude trying to stick his hand down her braAAAAAAARGH!
“God! I hate these goddammed things.”
In tonight’s episode of Drunken Thoughts With Serena Williams:
‘What’s bigger…the handle on my tennis racket, or my cock?’
Serena!! Look out! The guy in the back seat is gonna get you!
“Cell: check. Card: check. Cash: check. Venus: che….Dammit Venus how many times do I have to tell you?”
Where the fuck are her body guards? Someone should get that stray, male, hand away from the talent.
I wouldn’t grab boobs with those paws -look at the thumb talons.
If I had man-hands and giant boobs (I have neither), I’d have the former all over the latter all the time too.
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Serena Williams at the WTA Pre-Wimbledon party in London. (June 19, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News