superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    For anyone wondering what a handjob from Shaq would feel like…

  2. Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode. I bet she’d crack the fuck out of some lobster!

  3. Good lord…I thought someone, possibly a black Hulk, was sexually assaulting her until I realized that hand matched her right one.

  4. I haven’t seen that much testosterone in an NFL locker room.

  5. Drink up, It’s gonna be a long night.

  6. Little Tongue

    “Hello, Tittie. I’ve missed you so.”

  7. Hey! There’s some dude trying to stick his hand down her braAAAAAAARGH!

  8. Icehawg

    “God! I hate these goddammed things.”

  9. Senor Trout

    In tonight’s episode of Drunken Thoughts With Serena Williams:

    ‘What’s bigger…the handle on my tennis racket, or my cock?’

  10. Chaz

    Serena!! Look out! The guy in the back seat is gonna get you!

  11. “Cell: check. Card: check. Cash: check. Venus: che….Dammit Venus how many times do I have to tell you?”

  12. alexxx3488

    Where the fuck are her body guards? Someone should get that stray, male, hand away from the talent.

  13. I wouldn’t grab boobs with those paws -look at the thumb talons.

  14. If I had man-hands and giant boobs (I have neither), I’d have the former all over the latter all the time too.

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