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  1. Dildo Baggins

    I bet she makes massive poops

  2. JimBB

    Pretty sure she flew in on the Millennium Falcon.

  3. Remember Blues Traveler?

  4. “How are you gonna get her in the car?
    “We tried greasing the doorway, but she keeps eating the grease!”
    “Well then, we’re gonna need a bigger car.”
    “This is an SUV!”

  5. Limo Driver’s like, “Shit, I *just* bought those new shocks!”

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