Selena Gomez posted this pic to Instagram. (June 19, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Photographer: J Bieber.
Let’s see you sustain that erection now.
Fuck you. Fuck you right in your stupid head.
You’re welcome :)
Official Bieber cum-dump.
Official Bieber Self-Made Syrup Container.
The only thing that comes to mind when I see her is “Retard”.
For me, it’s “Lupus sure is a bitch.”
If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I’ve been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885, working as a prostitute in the Lucky Cowpoke Saloon (see attached photo). I have become very adept at giving tugjobs to miners and cowhands.
Please do not attempt to rebuild the time machine and drag me back to listen to your shitty music. This life is better.
Yeah, she does give me a “Morena Baccarin in Firefly” vibe here
Good move making sure the door in the pic did not have a knob. Would not want anything in the photo that was smarter than you.
Meh. I mean, she’s what 20? 20 year olds are supposed to look OK in half lighting and lingerie. Not that big a deal.
The big deal is that this is the first photograph in existence where she actually looks like she’s 20 and not an 11-year-old’s face with a 16-year-old’s body.
She’s actually pushing 22, but your point is well-taken.
“Okay…I’ve almost got you looking as good as you possibly can. Now just let me turn off this last light…and PERFECT!”
The technical term is chiaroscuro, or, simply “bighead” light.
Deep in the ruinous shadows, the quiet scurry .. of the Dark Chipmunk.
She can do better than Beiber, Can’t she?
I used to love this girl, but going back to Justin Bieber, she’s proven to be a stoop.
The Bieber is strong with this one…
Nice bathing suit.
Justin, while the best part of you ran down your mother ass an left a brown maple stain on the sheets, I now understand the attraction.
It must be because he looks so serious all the time. And he looks at bystanders as if to ask, “Is my looking serious all the time any skin off your ass?”
For when you want every STD in the book…
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