superficial

  1. Funny, he doesn’t look like a guy who likes the smell of chicken wings and farts. hah, just kidding…he totally does.

  2. Cock Dr

    Eat, fuck, get shit faced drunk and shopping. Jess may have actually found twoo love.
    Oh, and a little yoga in there too. Gotta keep flexible.

  3. AleisterCrowley

    ” Grissley, who’s Steve?”

  4. Bucky Barnes

    In fairness this guys fitness threshold is comfortably low, he just has to stay leaner than Jessica.

  5. humpinfrog

    “Psst, dude, I’ll give you a fiver if you tell me where to get a meatloaf sub”. “Baby’s got eat and so do I, if you know what I mean, hahahaha”. “By the way, can you hold some of this shit?” “This is my gold diggin’ hand”

  6. His mantra is “got to pay the bills”.

  7. Jessica must be in the vicinity, as “someone” just ate that dude’s arm and head.

  8. GuyLeDouche

    So, are you doing anything exciting? No, just standing here with my hand in my pocket.

  9. WOW

    Jessica Simpson: “I’ve never met his wife in my life”. But Jessica, you met them together at a party. How convenient the memory of a HOMEWRECKER is!!! And looks what she ends up with. Lord Of The Hobos!

  10. There better be porn rolled up in that yoga mat, Mister.

  11. Steelerchick

    NFL

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