superficial

  1. neo

    Did i get any cum on my cheek

  2. From Bravo’s new show, Cooking with Semen.

  3. ElleW

    Probably a strange thing to notice, but those super-thick French tips are doing nothing to elongate her already stumpy fingers.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Now even the the lasagna has herpes.

  5. Jack

    I bet she’s cooking cream pies.

  6. mike

    10 PRINT “BLOWJOB JOKE”
    20 GOTO 10

  7. “Until now I never knew you could cook crabs, I thought you just get ‘em.”

  8. Holy fuck did they make her pope on that trip??

  9. Squishy

    Another hopelessly useless suedo celebrity!

  10. Colin

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin…

  11. bbiowa

    Soooo… acne or migrating genital warts?

  12. AleisterCrowley

    JWoww there’s a great chance there will be pubic hair in the food.

  13. KC

    She’s sucked so many cocks that her mouth won’t even stay closed by itself anymore.

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