Did i get any cum on my cheek
From Bravo’s new show, Cooking with Semen.
Probably a strange thing to notice, but those super-thick French tips are doing nothing to elongate her already stumpy fingers.
Now even the the lasagna has herpes.
I bet she’s cooking cream pies.
10 PRINT “BLOWJOB JOKE”
20 GOTO 10
“Until now I never knew you could cook crabs, I thought you just get ‘em.”
Holy fuck did they make her pope on that trip??
Another hopelessly useless suedo celebrity!
It puts the lotion on it’s skin…
Soooo… acne or migrating genital warts?
JWoww there’s a great chance there will be pubic hair in the food.
She’s sucked so many cocks that her mouth won’t even stay closed by itself anymore.
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Jersey Shore star JWoww in Florence. (June 16, 2011)