1. neo

    where did her fake tits go, besides the fact there imitating flapjacks

  2. Ahhhhhg!!! The cavity! The cavity!!!!

  3. Rough week for Canada…first Vancouver had soccer riots, now Toronto has a sinkhole.

  4. Senor Trout

    ‘The sternum! It’s melted!’

  5. AleisterCrowley

    Damn! She’s like Godzilla through Tokyo!

  6. She looks like she just ate a raven.

  7. Jenny with a Y

    Of all the people to dodge the scarf trend, why Tori Spelling?

  8. GuyLeDouche

    This isn’t Tori; it’s her transvestite body double Phillip McCavity.

  9. Squishy

    What the hell is hanging off of her neck?!

  10. Is the point of this game to make the little black bag thing fit in the hole? I had a game like that with BBs when I was a kid but it had a pretty picture on it and it was probably a lot easier to shake back and forth.

  11. Colin

    I don’t think those black things are even hers, I think they’re just attracted to the gravitational pull of the black hole in her tits.

  12. bbiowa

    So a bird had to die for her headband, a trout had to die for her lips, and god knows what will need to be sacrificed to fill in her sternum divot. Carnage.

  13. dotmatrix

    Why do we get a pic of this. . . this. . . THING every damn day? What’s wrong with you, Fish?

  14. The Critical Crassness

    Another in a long list of celebrities who should have never bred.

  15. UnholyKrep

    There’s been a mistake- that’s Jar Jar Spelling, not Tori Spelling.

    Shesa no hungry no moah!

  16. Jack

    She’s so dumb she impaled herself with her headphones.

  17. sat in sperm again, Tori?

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