where did her fake tits go, besides the fact there imitating flapjacks
Ahhhhhg!!! The cavity! The cavity!!!!
What, you mean you can’t grip a softball with your sternum?
Rough week for Canada…first Vancouver had soccer riots, now Toronto has a sinkhole.
‘The sternum! It’s melted!’
Damn! She’s like Godzilla through Tokyo!
She looks like she just ate a raven.
Of all the people to dodge the scarf trend, why Tori Spelling?
This isn’t Tori; it’s her transvestite body double Phillip McCavity.
What the hell is hanging off of her neck?!
Is the point of this game to make the little black bag thing fit in the hole? I had a game like that with BBs when I was a kid but it had a pretty picture on it and it was probably a lot easier to shake back and forth.
I don’t think those black things are even hers, I think they’re just attracted to the gravitational pull of the black hole in her tits.
So a bird had to die for her headband, a trout had to die for her lips, and god knows what will need to be sacrificed to fill in her sternum divot. Carnage.
She has the carbon footprint of Shanghai.
Why do we get a pic of this. . . this. . . THING every damn day? What’s wrong with you, Fish?
Another in a long list of celebrities who should have never bred.
There’s been a mistake- that’s Jar Jar Spelling, not Tori Spelling.
Shesa no hungry no moah!
She’s so dumb she impaled herself with her headphones.
sat in sperm again, Tori?
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