superficial

  1. I don’t even want to know about your fetish, dude.

  2. I thought he was in prison in Peru for killing some university student.

  3. baron of all media

    Big star fall hard.

  4. AleisterCrowley

    Why the long face Vanderbitch? Cunt face!

  5. beeyoing

    Hey Wilmington dude – there’s your boy!

  6. Spoogebob Nopants

    His head 2 body ratio is not in the normal range for a human.

  7. Jack

    He needs Pampers because he has shit for brains.

  8. TomFrank

    “Somehow, these diapers are an apt metaphor for my career.”

  9. ad nasuem

    I should have seen this coming. The Beek always shows up when you least expect it.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I don’t know who he is but Pampers are great.
    50 years of miracles indeed.

  11. hbw

    He’s taking some home to take care of Dawson’s Leak.

  12. Jenny with a Y

    You won’t be needing those, silly! You have to have testicles to knock someone up.

  13. “Got a free tote bag, a twenty pack of pull-ups…finally turning things around.”

  14. Pebblz

    Pampers. What I was in when James Van Der Beek was famous.

  15. Mike Walker

    I tawt I taw a puddy tat!

  16. Worlds second last worst name, right behind Tony Felthisballs

  17. Big_Mike

    Love the dusty shoes!

  18. Steelerchick

    I think Depends would fit him better.

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