Patricia Arquette looks rather young
I thought it was Paz de la Huerta
me too! #CHRISTMAS!!!
There’s a pie in the bottom bag, and ice cream in the top bag.
She is so set for Friday night.
Is her bra on backwards?
My penis is looking at my 2007 sensibilities and saying “Dude. I told you.”
Her face looks so different than it used to. I thought it was an Asian chick with blonde hair.
Someone hasn’t missed a meal – or a Botox appointment – in quite awhile.
If I was still in high school and that was a friend’s mom I’d think she was kind of hot.
That shade of red lipstick is so not right for–ah screw it. I wanna bang.
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wrong distance, wrong end.. dayum
seriously…. what is she doing to her face?!?! she looks 20 years older and well, just weird. :/
For sure. Didn’t recognize her.
So she’s a two-bagger now? Seems about right.
Semen must have a lot more calories than I thought.
It’s like a horribly decaying muppet is offering me a sack lunch.
When did Melissa Gilbert go blonde?
Somewhere, in a little kid’s bedroom, Mrs. Potato Head searches frantically for her mouth.
Just from the thumbnail I thought this was Jenna Jameson.
Looks a little like Alyssa Milano making a weird face.
“What kind of cheap shot…? Joel!”
“I’m suing, I’m suing.”
I liked her better before the clown makeup, mango pants, and McDonalds.
How considerate. She’s already offering the bag to put over her head while we bang.
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