Patricia Arquette looks rather young

There’s a pie in the bottom bag, and ice cream in the top bag.
She is so set for Friday night.

Is her bra on backwards?

My penis is looking at my 2007 sensibilities and saying “Dude. I told you.”

Her face looks so different than it used to. I thought it was an Asian chick with blonde hair.

Someone hasn’t missed a meal – or a Botox appointment – in quite awhile.

If I was still in high school and that was a friend’s mom I’d think she was kind of hot.

That shade of red lipstick is so not right for–ah screw it. I wanna bang.

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wrong distance, wrong end.. dayum

seriously…. what is she doing to her face?!?! she looks 20 years older and well, just weird. :/

So she’s a two-bagger now? Seems about right.

Semen must have a lot more calories than I thought.

It’s like a horribly decaying muppet is offering me a sack lunch.

When did Melissa Gilbert go blonde?

Somewhere, in a little kid’s bedroom, Mrs. Potato Head searches frantically for her mouth.

Just from the thumbnail I thought this was Jenna Jameson.

Looks a little like Alyssa Milano making a weird face.

I liked her better before the clown makeup, mango pants, and McDonalds.

How considerate. She’s already offering the bag to put over her head while we bang.

are you positive this is Hillary Duff?

Somewhere there is a happy hockey player with a ruby red dick.

Who do I have to blow to get food around here?

Holy #$%! Laurie Elliott is looking good these days. (don’t google her, just trust me on this one..)

Starting botox a bit young, don’t ya think? Her brain is saying smile but only her lips haven’t totally shut down like the rest of her face has.

Nice to see celebrities pick up their dog’s poop.

that’s not hillary duff, that’s kim basinger.