Heeeere, pornstar, pornstar, pornstar.
I wonder if it smells like hookers and old scotch?
It’s a little off. No glinting gold teeth.
This bust is missing a mirror and a credit card.
Maybe they’re gonna make Kutcher wear it and not have to add a character.
Tiger Blood Pez
haha love it!
Looks a little too healthy to be realistic…
Yeah, what’s with all the teeth ?
Where does the fleshlight mount on this thing?
Chuck Lorrie: “Bring me the head of Charlie Sheen!… Oh, gross.”
Yes. Charlie Sheen’s head on a pike. This is happening.
Hey Rocky, what me pull an asshole out of my hat….PRESTO!
I paid for that hitman to bring this thing directly to ME! But instead, he let’s people take pictures of it for money? Fucker will do anything to make a quick buck. What a dick.
Lord of the Flies in more ways than one! CREEPY!
This one has more realistic hair.
“You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous….”
Do you put it on through the nose? That’s gotta be the biggest hole in the mask.
They have to be big enough so you can still snort your lines.
It’s good that someone took the time to make Charlie Sheen’s death mask now – it will save so much time later.
“Shit man, I gotta’ ease off the K!”
I guess Charlie Sheen is guest starring on an episode of Futurama, then?
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