1. Heeeere, pornstar, pornstar, pornstar.

  2. I wonder if it smells like hookers and old scotch?

  3. Cock Dr

    It’s a little off. No glinting gold teeth.

  4. baron of all media

    This bust is missing a mirror and a credit card.

  5. AleisterCrowley

    Maybe they’re gonna make Kutcher wear it and not have to add a character.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Tiger Blood Pez

  7. Bucky Barnes

    Looks a little too healthy to be realistic…

  8. Richard McBeef

    Where does the fleshlight mount on this thing?

  9. Funky McMuntlestein

    Chuck Lorrie: “Bring me the head of Charlie Sheen!… Oh, gross.”

  10. TomFrank

    Yes. Charlie Sheen’s head on a pike. This is happening.

  11. Hey Rocky, what me pull an asshole out of my hat….PRESTO!

  12. kimmykimkim

    I paid for that hitman to bring this thing directly to ME! But instead, he let’s people take pictures of it for money? Fucker will do anything to make a quick buck. What a dick.

  13. jezebelly

    Lord of the Flies in more ways than one! CREEPY!

  14. This one has more realistic hair.

  15. mike

    “You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous….”

  16. hbw

    Do you put it on through the nose? That’s gotta be the biggest hole in the mask.

  17. Jenny with a Y

    It’s good that someone took the time to make Charlie Sheen’s death mask now – it will save so much time later.

  18. “Shit man, I gotta’ ease off the K!”

  19. Brooke

    I guess Charlie Sheen is guest starring on an episode of Futurama, then?

  20. The Critical Crassness

    Charlie Sheen should never have brought disgrace to ninjas by associating himself with them. Let this “Sheen on a Stick” mount of Charlie’s head be a warning to all who dare disgrace the way of the ninja!l

  21. AleisterCrowley

    You sure they didn’t get that at Ed Gein’s yard sale?

  22. whiskeyafternoon

    waaaay too many teeth there to be believable.

  23. Calypso

    If that isn’t the fucking creepiest thing I’ve ever seen…then I don’t know what is.

  24. Calypso

    And this person doesn’t work for Madame Tussauds?

  25. …and then Chuck Lorre slammed both fists on the desk and screamed “I want Charlie Sheen’s head on a fucking stick!!!”

  26. GuyLeDouche

    Hold this high, young padawan, and all hookers within sight of it will suddenly be naked and available.

  27. miss_glitter

    So Charlie Sheen’s resorting to novelty coke straws to make money now?

  28. Jack

    DQ’s new “Crackhead on a Stick” isn’t doing the business they thought it would.

  29. Josh Laughlas

    I was wondering what this looked like out of the box

  30. bob

    looks like the Taliban finally caught him

  31. Steelerchick

    eeeeewwww Creepy!!!

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