Heeeere, pornstar, pornstar, pornstar.
I wonder if it smells like hookers and old scotch?
It’s a little off. No glinting gold teeth.
This bust is missing a mirror and a credit card.
Maybe they’re gonna make Kutcher wear it and not have to add a character.
Tiger Blood Pez
haha love it!
Looks a little too healthy to be realistic…
Yeah, what’s with all the teeth ?
Where does the fleshlight mount on this thing?
Chuck Lorrie: “Bring me the head of Charlie Sheen!… Oh, gross.”
Yes. Charlie Sheen’s head on a pike. This is happening.
Hey Rocky, what me pull an asshole out of my hat….PRESTO!
I paid for that hitman to bring this thing directly to ME! But instead, he let’s people take pictures of it for money? Fucker will do anything to make a quick buck. What a dick.
Lord of the Flies in more ways than one! CREEPY!
This one has more realistic hair.
“You dare to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous….”
Do you put it on through the nose? That’s gotta be the biggest hole in the mask.
They have to be big enough so you can still snort your lines.
It’s good that someone took the time to make Charlie Sheen’s death mask now – it will save so much time later.
“Shit man, I gotta’ ease off the K!”
I guess Charlie Sheen is guest starring on an episode of Futurama, then?
Charlie Sheen should never have brought disgrace to ninjas by associating himself with them. Let this “Sheen on a Stick” mount of Charlie’s head be a warning to all who dare disgrace the way of the ninja!l
You sure they didn’t get that at Ed Gein’s yard sale?
waaaay too many teeth there to be believable.
If that isn’t the fucking creepiest thing I’ve ever seen…then I don’t know what is.
And this person doesn’t work for Madame Tussauds?
…and then Chuck Lorre slammed both fists on the desk and screamed “I want Charlie Sheen’s head on a fucking stick!!!”
Hold this high, young padawan, and all hookers within sight of it will suddenly be naked and available.
So Charlie Sheen’s resorting to novelty coke straws to make money now?
DQ’s new “Crackhead on a Stick” isn’t doing the business they thought it would.
I was wondering what this looked like out of the box
looks like the Taliban finally caught him
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An artist in Colorado has created a series of life-like celebrity masks including this one of Charlie Sheen.