Eva Longoria at a photocall for Desperate Housewives during The 52nd Monte Carlo Television Festival. (June 13, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
More interested in the tits on that statue.
“Finally, a man large enough to satisfy me!”
No woman has a larger differential between with/without makeup.
if that’s the case I gotta say, makeup REALLY works for her…
This google search result for ‘Eva Longoria titty-fuck” is not what I was expecting..
You want to drop by my house on Wisteria Lane sometime?
Sure, but the doorbell’s broken, so just use the brass knockers.
So, if you type text between a less than sign and a greater than sign, it disappears? The word I typed between those two characters was rimshot.
Yes, those pointy brackets are meant to contain HTML code. Use asterisks instead. As in:
Sorry, I read that as *rimjob*… DERP!
It means the superficial doesn’t escape html chars, which is pretty bad security…
Let’s see if they’ve fixed it since :
Seems to be working alright, I see no html in the code
She’s facing the wrong way.
I didn’t know she and Khloe were so tight.
So that’s what happened to Nicollette Sheridan.
Would be more interesting if her head were between some brass balls. Actually some real balls. She’s so boring.
her knees are seriously bony
She must have really liked “Goldmember”.
Some one finally made a life sized Brooke Hogan chair.
Well, it’s not a golden calf, but I don’t think God would approve of this one, either.
She’s actually sitting on an Oscar
She’s so hot! LBFM.
Sure, if starved crackheads are your thing. Just stay away from those sharp knees though. Might get an eye poked out.
Ever since she banged Mario Lopez, Eva still finds herself drawn to dense, brainless statues.
She’s become another pedophile wet dream. Boney legs, sharp knees, square shoulders like a teenage boy who just started working out. No thanks.
We get it. You like fat chicks.
We get it. You like crackwhores.
“Can someone bring me my jacket? It’s a little nippy out here.”
Didn’t the President just allow her to stay in the country?
I can see the resemblance
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