Just got arrested for public drunkenness? A case of 40′s seems like a really good idea.
“Oh God, no, not again!” – this bitch’s liver
So you finally posted one where we could see the bottom of someone’s box. Boo ya.
Very likely the only box in that house that hasn’t been beaten up beyond recognition.
Pregnant Snookis don’t drink no mothafuckin’ milk.
“Malt Liquor” could easily be replaced with “Fresh Scent Douche” or “Home Enema Kit”
It’s called ‘Hurricane’ because that’s what it will look like hit you while you flash your half-white ass to the public.
Well, I see it was Deena’s turn to bring home dinner tonight.
The Crap We Missed ???
Well, it’s crap alright, but I didn’t miss it.
Hopefully she is leaving to stay.
Hopefully she is moving to a third world country where no one will ever hear from her again.
She is such a ray of sunshine!
That stuff is 8% alcohol and tastes like shit.
1. Fake nails…check
2. Spray tan…check
3. Big box of herpes meds…check and mate
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Deena Cortese in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 14, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN