Do we really need two pictures of Paz De La Huerta in a row?

Bitch name for a bitch dude.

Old men say they’ve seen bigger douches. But that’s the kind of thing old men say.

He’s got a great face for radio.

Junior douche, still a bit rough around the edges, give him a few years and he’ll be in Johnny Depp Douche territory.

Is that a little coke spoon adornment on the lapel?
It’s hard to tell with all the shine coming off of him.

Oh I see…Richard Greico and Paz de la Huerta had a baby and this is it.

Looks like Lt . Dan during his “angry at God” phase.

Since when did they photograph the ushers?

What a looker! Nice ass chin pal!

This dude is definitely a child molester.

That reminds me, I need a new douche bag. Thanks!!

Where’s the rest of his mandible?

Ack, Rock me Amadeus just popped into my head and won’t go away.

Vlad The Impaler and Russell Brand had a baby?

Count Dracula.