superficial

  1. You know your plastic surgeon may not be qualified when you have to squeeze your boob to smile…

  2. your mom

    1882 called, wants to know What’s with the fucking velcro??

  3. your mom

    She has to hold her parts together when she laughs otherwise she may blow a stitch.

  4. Rose; never a shy one to give an impromptu self breast exam.

  5. Johnny P!

    Having fun pretending to shoot tit-lazers at the paps.’Pew! Pew! Pewww!”

  6. bigalkie

    Worse by the minute.. The ht the wall, hall of fame is looking for YOU.

  7. Randel James August knocked up Rose McGowan

    so this is what happens to women when they have sex with Marvel comics pencilers.

  8. Minky Wail

    “Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss Ahh!”

  9. SSHGuru

    Not Pictured : Alexander Skarsgard – that’s his hand.

  10. It’s important that women conduct self-examinations for breast cancer every month, preferably just after the end of menstruation, as the breasts are the least likely to be swollen and tender at that time. But maybe you could wait until you get home first.

  11. So Perez Hilton was right. Michael Jackson isn’t dead!

  12. dboffer

    Guess we finally caught up to the Back to the Future II timeline … she’s got Marty Mcfly’s kicks.

  13. And yet if I’m out in public, smiling and grabbing my dick, inevitably someone calls the cops.

  14. HailSatan

    Special person shoes

  15. tlmck

    It is clear she did not get that bag at her plastic surgeon’s office.

  16. “This one is real. Everything else is fake.”

  17. LadyLynna

    “Oh my goodness! I saw my reflection and startled myself!”

  18. tromba

    That’s how manages to fart.

  19. tromba

    I’d still lay the pipe to it.

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