You know your plastic surgeon may not be qualified when you have to squeeze your boob to smile…
1882 called, wants to know What’s with the fucking velcro??
1882 has some fucking nerve calling al all. Ask Alexander Graham Bell what the fuck’s up with all my dropped calls if it calls again.
You mean 1982? Dipshit.
She has to hold her parts together when she laughs otherwise she may blow a stitch.
Rose; never a shy one to give an impromptu self breast exam.
Having fun pretending to shoot tit-lazers at the paps.’Pew! Pew! Pewww!”
Worse by the minute.. The ht the wall, hall of fame is looking for YOU.
so this is what happens to women when they have sex with Marvel comics pencilers.
“Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss! Ahh! Sss Ahh!”
Not Pictured : Alexander Skarsgard – that’s his hand.
Skarsgard only dips his Swedish thunder cock in the hot bitches.
It’s important that women conduct self-examinations for breast cancer every month, preferably just after the end of menstruation, as the breasts are the least likely to be swollen and tender at that time. But maybe you could wait until you get home first.
Or drop by my place, I do breast exams (and pelvics) with no co-pay by the patient. I am Dr. Vitobonespur: “Always at Your Cervix!”
So Perez Hilton was right. Michael Jackson isn’t dead!
Guess we finally caught up to the Back to the Future II timeline … she’s got Marty Mcfly’s kicks.
And yet if I’m out in public, smiling and grabbing my dick, inevitably someone calls the cops.
Special person shoes
It is clear she did not get that bag at her plastic surgeon’s office.
“This one is real. Everything else is fake.”
“Oh my goodness! I saw my reflection and startled myself!”
That’s how manages to fart.
I’d still lay the pipe to it.
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