Wow, is that skirt painted on…

Proof that even hot women need mirrors.

Despite her fame, Eva still gets a rush out of turning tricks in parking lots.

I sense fat genes in that pool

I wish I was that wall.

The things I’d eat outta her ass!

A great shot of a sweet, meaty ass.

i love eva! she is sooo gorgeous and has a nice personality and amazing body….tight but curvy.

♫ She brushed by me in painted-on jeans
And I got hard, cuz…hell, do I really have to explain why?

Thank you, Eva. Thank you for sacrificing your legs mobility for the sake of us getting to fap.

Those with sudden-onset self-inflicted blisters, please raise your hands.
NO!! NO!! NO!! Clean them off first!!!

DAMN!

If only she’d gotten her Charo imitation down, she could be doing Modern Family instead. Doh!!

“…lead us into temptation and deliver us to Eva…”

didn’t realize she had such a nice “dunkadooball”.

I am soo Hungry Right Now

What the caption doesn’t say is she’s been standing there for an hour trying to figure out how to get in with that skirt on.

As long as I have a face, she will have a place to sit!! *SLURRRPPP*