1. USDA Prime McBeef

    More interested in the tits on that statue.

  2. MarkM

    “Finally, a man large enough to satisfy me!”

  3. it had to be said

    No woman has a larger differential between with/without makeup.

  4. CMK

    This google search result for ‘Eva Longoria titty-fuck” is not what I was expecting..

  5. Josephus

    Titties…I think?

  6. Johnny P!

    You want to drop by my house on Wisteria Lane sometime?
    Sure, but the doorbell’s broken, so just use the brass knockers.

  7. Alison

    She’s facing the wrong way.

  8. Cookie

    I didn’t know she and Khloe were so tight.

  9. So that’s what happened to Nicollette Sheridan.

  10. vgrly

    Would be more interesting if her head were between some brass balls. Actually some real balls. She’s so boring.

  11. Mama Pinkus

    her knees are seriously bony

  12. The Pope

    She must have really liked “Goldmember”.

  13. Some one finally made a life sized Brooke Hogan chair.

  14. mamamiasweetpeaches

    nice nips!

  15. Swearin

    Well, it’s not a golden calf, but I don’t think God would approve of this one, either.

  16. Warren Piece

    She’s actually sitting on an Oscar

  17. She’s so hot! LBFM.

  18. Ever since she banged Mario Lopez, Eva still finds herself drawn to dense, brainless statues.

  19. She’s become another pedophile wet dream. Boney legs, sharp knees, square shoulders like a teenage boy who just started working out. No thanks.

  20. CanadiaDan

    “Can someone bring me my jacket? It’s a little nippy out here.”

  21. Dan Quayle

    Didn’t the President just allow her to stay in the country?

  22. diamond

    I can see the resemblance

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