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  1. Wearing leather pants to this event would be like me dumping oil in the ocean to save the whales.

    • just say'n

      Chelsea really isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. If it weren’t for who her parents are she would probably be working at Starbucks as the muffin girl (working the coffee machine would be too hard).

      • Do you have degrees from Stanford, Columbia and Oxford, Just say’n?

      • You mean does he have famous, powerful and rich parents who can get him into any school he wants and will automatically get passing grades no matter what he does? I’m sure that was the point you were trying to make, right?

    • But then, farm-raised cows aren’t “wildlife.” Truth is, environmental organizations run the gamut from country-club conservative to monkey-wrench extremism, and the Wildlife Conservation Society is closer to the conservative end of that spectrum. It was founded as the New York Zoological Society, and yes, it’s still pretty much about zoos. Okay, and biodiversity. Still, they don’t really care about animal rights or vegetarianism or anything that would make them sneer at wearing leather. Other than the déclassé aspect, anyway.

  2. Poor Chelsea: she got her eyes and thighs from mom and the rest of her body from dad.

  3. “I’m here to speak to you about animal conservation. Except pussy hound like Bill amirite? Anyone?”

  4. Oh God, Chelsea… Oh, no no no no no no… just… fucking hell no.

  5. I’ll say it – let’s see THAT ASS Chelsea!

  6. I’d love to get with Chelsea. I get the feeling she’s a freak in the bed.

  7. I'mCool

    “Bring out the gimp!”

  8. Get it together Chels.

  9. JimBB

    Awww look, she has her mother’s thighs.

  10. Big Turn On

    Nothing is as erotic, as having the figure of a Russian Nesting doll
    Plus, I didn’t know they made vinyl catsuits with hips that wide.

  11. Hillary: “Yes Yes I know my daughter looks like a pig with down syndrome but please lets keep her away from the buffet table!”

  12. Blob

    Pant suit presidency.

  13. You can conserve a lot of wildlife in latex pants like those.

  14. “The bidding will start off at $2.00.

  15. PtC

    Fun fact: Chelsea Clinton is pregnant. I don’t know if that makes the pants better or worse.

  16. Obviously this is a poor choice of outfit for this event…but is it bad that I think she looks kinda hot?

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