1. “Hm, that lacy little number I saw in the window at Victoria’s Secret…and then afterwards, a nice hot bubble bath with candles and my Carpenters’ Greatest Hits CD on autoplay…”

  2. cut your fucking nails

  3. coljack

    “Espresstrogen, for when you need a little extra boost in your transition. Hmm, I think I’m onto something here.”

  4. “I feel just a couple of whiskers right here. I’ll have to get the doc to laser them off when he finishes the rest of my body.”

  5. I'mCool

    I’m genuinely wondering when the name change is coming. and what it will be.

  6. “Hmmmmmmm…I wonder what it would be like to be a man…”

  7. He just noticed he’s got that “not so fresh” feeling.

  8. JimBB

    Did I forget to turn off the soft lights?

  9. Blob

    Shackleford. Rusty Shackleford.

  10. Did Tiger Woods bang him too? I assumed the TW hat was a standard parting gift…

  11. “My facial hair is coming back.maybe I should try No No.”

  12. Hmmmm, where did I leave my larnyx………………

  13. “Mmmmm, smooth. The hormone treatments are finally showing results.”

  14. cc

    Hmmm, would I look more masculine if I casually smoked an unfiltered cigarette?

  15. Hmmmmm. Should I get a classic French manicure or a summery color?

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