Breaking every fashion rule and looking great doing it.
She would look good in a moo moo.
She’s got a helluva shape.
Where do I sign up to sell my soul for access to her? Just kidding, I have no soul.
We know, Don, we know.
I just want to pound that ass until it shits all over me.
Reach for those stars.
You know what? Maybe the internet isn’t such a great idea anymore.
“Weird, it usually shoots straight up when I do this… Wait, where am I?”
“Uh oh…that was a much bigger gulp of water than I meant to take. I guess I’ll have to run an extra 3 miles tonight.”
I don’t understand why she’s wearing spanx, she has a great body.
Water. It is good for the ass.
I would bang her like a screen door durring a tornado.
I heard she received a honorary degree in ass from Brazil for recognition of her vast body of work.
And for one brief, glorious second, we all thought she was pole dancing.
Holy fuck she is amazing.
Nice technique, but a water bottle isn’t the most effective way to practice…
If you look closely you can see the end of her spanks. Great body anyway.
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Maria Menounos on 'Extra' at Universal Studios in Los Angeles. (June 12, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News