superficial

  1. Somebody needs to apply direct pressure to that wound before that chick bleeds out.

  2. It’s never good when you sneeze during that time of the month.

  3. Regina Hall is awesome. So is her ass.

  4. “Whew! I’m glad I didn’t wear white!”

  5. That interviewer looks disgusted.

  6. I’m thinking like a man (too) and now I have The Thong Song stuck in my head.

  7. I guess a thing is the wrong type of underwear when you are on your period, eh?

  8. “My kingdom for a tampax!”

  9. keijo

    She shat her pants? Take that, Fergie

  10. Whispers: “Honey, are you sure you got all the dead hobo off the grill?”
    “Relax babe. We’re golden.”

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