“Wait a second…her mouth was on…and then I kissed her with *my* mouth so…oh god I’ve got to review my entire life….wait where am I again? Think, Robert, think!”
“Oh, God, I just burped and tasted dead-faced, emotionless pussy again. When will it stop?”
He’ll never look at a parked car the same way again.
He just saw the acting in the “Twilight” movies.
Clearly Robert can smell Lindsey’s pussy from way over there.
Did he wash his hair? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.
I told him to flick a Mentos in there pre-cunnilingus, but does he ever listen to me? Nooooo…
This was Robert Pattinson’s reaction when he realized Harry Potter was the best thing he’s ever done.
“I can’t believe not even my parents showed up to watch this stupid movie!”
When recovering from alcoholism, addicts must come to terms with the horribly stupid things that they did during their years under the influence.
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