1. It had to be said

    My wife won’t give me that for Father’s Day, will she?

  2. Garrett

    Like some people went to that event for the scotch, she went to that event to show people what she could do with the bottle.

  3. Snack pack

    . . . then she tried to smile and it all went to hell!

    WTF? The other two picks I thinking: “National Treasure.” Then this and I’m: “Where’s Coco?”

  4. dmbishop

    One if by land, two if by sea.

  5. CaptainHowdy

    Pull your fucking wig forward. Your real hairline is showing.

  6. fartbucket

    She’s not worth 4 pics in a row without a nipple slip.

  7. TomFrank

    “I AM winking. How long does it take for Botox to wear off, anyway?”

  8. cutthecrap

    Dakota Fanning seems to have really grown up.

  9. SFord


  10. Isn’t one picture of her enough?

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