My wife won’t give me that for Father’s Day, will she?
Give you what? Bad teeth, intense armpit fat, an ill fitting wig, and obesity?
Like some people went to that event for the scotch, she went to that event to show people what she could do with the bottle.
. . . then she tried to smile and it all went to hell!
WTF? The other two picks I thinking: “National Treasure.” Then this and I’m: “Where’s Coco?”
One if by land, two if by sea.
Pull your fucking wig forward. Your real hairline is showing.
She’s not worth 4 pics in a row without a nipple slip.
“I AM winking. How long does it take for Botox to wear off, anyway?”
Dakota Fanning seems to have really grown up.
I was thinking the Joker…
U GROW UP
Isn’t one picture of her enough?
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Christina Hendricks at the Johnny Walker Father's Day Gifting Event in New York City. (June 9, 2011)