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Nice tan lines.
back blast all clear!
You know it’s desolate when the spray tanner and the sun can’t find it.
Winner
Perhaps that’s residue from being rolled in flour?
The place they found the dead see scrolls is a high traffic area in comparison.
lolz!
i saw a girl like this at the beach.
what a fucked up tan
Wow. Tan lines are sexy. Excuse my while I slit my wrists.
I feel sorry for her toilet seat.
“…to kill the beast you must stab it’s untanned skin. Quick! Now’s your chance!”
hahahaha!!!+ 10
Where does the class end and the woman begin?
+1
And to your left, you will notice the female of the tan-crusted douche species outside it’s natural habitat, the Jersey Shore. Notice as she tries to attract the male by bending over and exposing her white underbutt. This is part of the ritualistic mating call alerting the male douche that she is indeed DTF.
HOW did nobody “like” this? Probably one of the best comments I’ve ever read on this site.
…especially if you read it with an Australian accent, in a hushed tone. You don’t want them to charge.
That was even better then the comment.
PS- if you imagine this in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it gets even better.
HAHAHA CLASSIC, the morgan freeman voice sooo did justice to your post! haha
Wait, is that The Situation’s toothbrush poking out of there?
Of course not, The Situation never owned a toothbrush.
How is that area not tan when her legs are always in the air?
Those are the tan lines you get when you’re on your knees all of the time.
Once again…
::insert cartoon fart poofs::
The enforcer versus the NBA the tv show. Why is she buying basketball shoes?
Yeast culture petri dish
The phrase “Stick it where the sun don’t shine” applies here.
That’s an ugly ass but it’s pretty hot compared to the other end.
It’s a short Khloe Kardashian.
Her crotch rot is eating the color off her flesh.
“Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!”
*sigh* I’m ashamed but yes, I’d still drunkenly hit it.