superficial

  1. Calypso

    Nice tan lines.

  2. wow

    back blast all clear!

  3. Michelle

    You know it’s desolate when the spray tanner and the sun can’t find it.

  4. what a fucked up tan

  5. It had to be said

    Wow. Tan lines are sexy. Excuse my while I slit my wrists.

  6. Hugh Gentry

    I feel sorry for her toilet seat.

  7. shonzie

    “…to kill the beast you must stab it’s untanned skin. Quick! Now’s your chance!”

  8. diego

    Where does the class end and the woman begin?

  9. Sass

    And to your left, you will notice the female of the tan-crusted douche species outside it’s natural habitat, the Jersey Shore. Notice as she tries to attract the male by bending over and exposing her white underbutt. This is part of the ritualistic mating call alerting the male douche that she is indeed DTF.

  10. Sass

    PS- if you imagine this in Morgan Freeman’s voice, it gets even better.

  11. Abby Normal

    Wait, is that The Situation’s toothbrush poking out of there?
    Of course not, The Situation never owned a toothbrush.

  12. hbw

    How is that area not tan when her legs are always in the air?

  13. KC

    Those are the tan lines you get when you’re on your knees all of the time.

  14. Once again…

    ::insert cartoon fart poofs::

  15. This is why im rough

    The enforcer versus the NBA the tv show. Why is she buying basketball shoes?

  16. Krieg

    Yeast culture petri dish

  17. Roscoe P. Coletrain

    The phrase “Stick it where the sun don’t shine” applies here.

  18. CaptainHowdy

    That’s an ugly ass but it’s pretty hot compared to the other end.

  19. tlmck

    It’s a short Khloe Kardashian.

  20. McMama

    Her crotch rot is eating the color off her flesh.

  21. TomFrank

    “Marion, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!”

  22. sasquatch

    *sigh* I’m ashamed but yes, I’d still drunkenly hit it.

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