Chris Martin in Venice, Italy. (June 9, 2011)
Must have had some goop on his tongue.
Yeah, dude. That totally looks infected.
I don’t get it. This is how Chris Martin always looks to me.
This face was not approved by GOOP.
Ah yes, the guy who gave us Codplay wears the douchehat- douchescarf combo. Quelle surprise.
In Venice, just leaving Leonardo di Caprio’s Blake Lively Lick-o-rama. Bring your friends.
That’s the face he makes at everyone who ever bought his “music”.
At least he shops at Amoeba.
I totally don’t go to glory holes at all, but man, I recognize that tongue.
Gwenyth Paltrow’s ultimate gay advocacy.
I don’t envy that tongue one fucking bit!
I’m just waiting for the Ricky Martin-esque announcement in five years.
He looks like a mime without the white makeup.
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.