Lacey Schwimmer at the Monsters & Strangers Event in Los Angeles. (June 9, 2011)
So, she’s entered in the Monsters category?
rubber faced monster
is there something at her nose?
Is it just me, or does she look a little slow…
5 mph in the fast lane.
“I’m here to promote the Monsters and Strang– oooooohhhhhh cuuuupcaaaaakes”
More teeth than John Elway and Mr. Ed combined.
She looks like she was trying to channel Rosie Huntington-Whitely, but halfway through her pose, the wires in her brain crossed, and channeled Down Syndrome instead.
Aren’t those interchangeable?
If the look she was going for was the mom on Squidbillies, she succeeded.
derp derp derp, derp? derp.
Anyone who knows tracy
“Tracy” great, ill never get the date I was going to ask for, where she pays for the first date and ill get the next one.
She’s gonna look like Melanie Griffith in a few more years. Pretty close now.
Sweet mother of god…my thoughts exactly! Or else Melanie Griffith, bless her heart, is going to look like her in a few years…
I hope they’ve given her a shadow before she starts drinking from the toilets.
Say what you will she has an ass that could lead a country!!
An ass leading the country? I thought we tried that with George W. Bush and proved that it doesn’t work.
Well played, sir. Well played.
This may not be derp, but it is definitely herp.
plastic surgery gone wild! Thought this was Hilary Duff. Dumb bitch
Ah, so this is Khloe Kardashian’s real sister.
Melanie Griffith looks like shit, as always.
I’m assuming she put that much eye makeup on in an attempt to build eyelid muscles.
Im being hypnotize by Lacey. is this legal? I didn’t give her my consent…
It’s amazing what makeup can do for the face and neck but absolutely nothing for the chest.
Who exactly is she looking at??
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